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Does this bring tears to your eyes?


How to make a tired out, knackered old horse seem full of life, shove some ginger in the, er, hole under its tail.
Now, guess why the biscuits Ginger Snaps are round!

How do you make a horse's eyes bulge? Shove an ice cube up its, er, that hole under its tail.

I think Ginger Snaps are round because it's the standard shape of a biscuit, rather than because it's something you stick up a mare's jacksy. :P

Pretty common occurrence however amongst shady horse racers, especially flogging an old horse. Ice is especially good because it means you're less likely to get caught.

Still, it does beg the question - why is this in the 'share your writing' forum?


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